Today's Wisdom!

This pretty much says it all!
TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN,YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE,SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS.
-Observations on Growing Older ~Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren are perfect! ~
Going out is good.. Coming home is better! ~
When people say you look "Great"... they add "for your age!" ~
When you needed the discount, you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything... movies, hotels, flights, but you're too tired to use them. ~
You forget names .... but it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!! ~
The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds. ~
You realize you're never going to be really good at anything .... especially golf. ~
Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember. ~
The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore. ~

Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed. It's called his "pre-sleep".

~Remember when your mother said, "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"? Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident! ~

You used to say, "I hope my kids GET married... Now, "I hope they STAY married!" ~

You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch.. ~When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem .... were unheard of, and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table. ~

You used to use more 4 letter words .... "what?"..."when?"... ??? ~

Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere. ~

Your husband has a night out with the guys, but he's home by 9:00 P.M. Next week it will be 8:30 P..M. ~

You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it. ~

Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!! ~

What used to be freckles are now liver spots. ~

Everybody whispers.

~Now that your husband has retired ... you'd give anything if he'd find a job!~

You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet .... 2 of which you will never wear. ~~~

~But old is good in some things: old songs, old movies, And best of all,

OLD FRIENDS!!
Love you, "OLD FRIEND!"