Saturday, June 13, 2009

Are your affairs in order?????


The Affair


Jake was dying.

His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly:

"I have something I must confess".

"There's no need to," his wife replied.

"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace".

"I slept with your sister, your best friend,

her best friend, and your mother! "

"I know," she replied,

" just rest and let the poison work.!"

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