Kid's Musical Bloopers.....a little bit of silly for today!

• "Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died from this."
• "A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.
• "Refrain means don't do it. A refrain in music is the part you better not try to sing."
• "When electric currents go through them, guitars start making sounds. So would anybody."
• "My very best liked piece of music is the Bronze Lullaby."
• "Probably the most marvelous fugue was the one between the Hatfields and the McCoys."
• "Most authorities agree that music of antiquity was written long ago."
• "I know what a sextet is, but I had rather not say."