Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Every Woman Should Know.......


Know how to use a stick shift
A plunger
Understand the difference between don't tell a soul and don't tell a soul, I mean it
Know her mind, change it,
Have protection handy, but not too handy
Use special china and special underwear for no special reason
Over Commit,
Come Through
Refuse to do it again
Do it again
Be able to discuss first and ten
Have better things to do
Set Boundaries
Go camping
Grow something
Dance crazy all alone
Stare at a phone
Get dressed in five minutes
Be a Princess
Get over it
Believe in the perfect man
.....Get over it
Read, walk, Flirt, shock, listen, sing
Thank God
Be single and like it
........a lot
Raise a child or not
See a wrinkle and be reminded of her youth and not her age!

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